Famous old web nerd yells about the thing sending him a burst of traffic, killing his database server whenever he posts on his WordPress blog. Threatens commenters ON HIS BLOG to block anyone who says anything about caching. Blocking a lot of users will definitely help!
@ijk64 I just want to clarify that this time the old man yelling at clouds isn't me. Well, I mean now I guess I am too. Dang.