Please tell me your favorite absolute groaner of a dad joke, the one that you hold in reserve when you want to make people roll their eyes so hard they fall out of their head
@checkervest Crusty ole guy 1: Does this road go all the way to Little Rock?
Crusty Ole Guy 2: Nope. Mostly just sets right there
COG 1: Not much distance between you and a fool, is there?
COG 2: 'bout 3 feet
@checkervest
Q: Why don't sharks eat clones?
A: They all taste the same!
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Q: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
A: Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan
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Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
(My dad collects these, I can keep going for a while)
