ijk64✅ @ijk64@m.futex.au

How app changelogs should be vs. how app changelogs usually are.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and then buy the pond. Tell him he can't have the fish, but he can fish for you and you will sell the fish and give him a very small cut, and then he'll say stuff like "I am hungry and my teeth hurt". Nobody wants to fish these days.

@mayor

30 years ago today, we started putting images on the web. Marc Andreessen proposed adding the IMG tag to HTML.

Gotta keep your heads clean.
#RetroComputing

My daughter's school took over my personal #Microsoft #Azure account https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2023/my-daughters-school-took-over-my-personal-microsoft-account

God bless our screenshots of text, the only way our online systems can peer with each other.

One from a few weeks ago that I have only just come across. It was taken shortly after sunrise in Glastonbury. That sky!
#glastonbury #glastonburytor #somerset #sunrise #sunrisephotography

It looks fine I guess. Couple of pictures of it working too.

-0.7664406825390145 + -0.08955212320841272i at zoom 5.2412037864e+04.

Can we see rainbows and glories in the atmospheres of terrestrial exoplanets orbiting around nearby stars with the Habitable Worlds Observer, a proposed 6m diameter space telescope? This was a project I worked on this week during a workshop I helped organise on "Optimal Exoplanet Imagers" at the #LorentzCenter in #Leiden this past week. Short answer: yes, for a handful of nearby stars if they have a terrestrial planet in the Habitable Zone! #astrodon #exoplanets #rainbow

"incumbent writer of a newspaper funny pages comic" is one of the most lucrative and hard-to-fumble bags in the world and yet The Dilbert Guy has found the one way you can actually fumble it. https://www.cleveland.com/news/2023/02/we-are-dropping-the-dilbert-comic-strip-because-of-creator-scott-adams-racist-rant-letter-from-the-editor.html

Some #commodore64 #oneliner for the windy morning 🍃 ⌨️

Firefall
Firefall is a relative newly discovered phenomenon discovered in Yosemite National Park not to be confused with the old firefall that was manmade.
This is a tough shot to get and some years it doesn't happen.
This is Horsetail Falls. In February, for roughly 10 days, the sun comes into alignment and reflects off of the rocks to create this phenom. See the full image here: https://fineartamerica.com/featured/firefall-bill-gallagher.html #Firefall #AYearForArt #BillGallagherPhotography #HorsetailFalls #YosemiteNationalPark
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@checkervest
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

A: If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

(My dad collects these, I can keep going for a while)

I’ve been debugging the horizontal line across the bottom of the screen for a while now and just realised it is the YouTube progress bar.

An organic chemist did not have a hand in naming this. I describe in a handwritten scrawl why.

#Science #humor

As most of you know, our library is being sued by 4 corporate publishers who want to stop the Internet Archive from lending books. The date for oral argument has just been set for March 20.

What's at stake? Lia Holland from @team elaborates: https://www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2023-02-23-statement-major-decision-on-libraries-digital-rights-a-step-closer-on-march-20