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Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you, it just takes 75 to 100 years ...

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"Security questions" are not multi-factor authentication (MFA). They are security theatre.

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Yesterday I took apart a pair of secateurs, removed the rust, cleaned them, oiled them, and sharpened the blades.

My dad's stereo comes with a circuit diagram in a little pouch when you open it, so you can more easily identify and replace components.

Clothing is *supposed* to come apart at the seams, because seams can be restitched with almost no loss of quality, unlike a fabric tear that needs to be patched.

Having items that are actively hostile to repair is a very, very modern trend.

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@NessaUndreza so pleasantly surprised to spot this beauty while cycling in rural France !

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I am officially deceased after reading this Wall Street deli owner's response to the question of whether he asks his customers for stock tips:

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Just out - a new systematic review of 42 studies on #learning effects of the #COVID19 #pandemic covering 15 countries by Bastian A. Betthäuser, @per and Anders Bach-Mortensen.

Substantial overall learning deficit which persists over time. Deficits are large for children from low SES and are larger in #math than in #reading, and in middle-income countries relative to high-income countries.

nature.com/articles/s41562-022

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InSight's First Selfie

This is NASA InSight's first selfie on Mars. It displays the lander's solar panels and deck. On top of the deck are its science instruments, weather sensor booms and UHF antenna.

Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech

Instrument: Instrument Deployment Camera (IDC)
Mission: InSight
Tags: Mars
More: photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/cata
#space #NASA #JPL #photography #astronomy #astrodon

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Problem: the serfs don’t like being crushed underfoot.
Solution: saturate all mass media with messages denying or distracting from the crushing.
Problem: the serfs talk to each other and empirically confirm that they are being crushed.
Solution: create social media channels where the serfs will tend to communicate (because it’s easy) then enshittify them so that they still give the illusion of communication, but no actual communication can take place.
Problem: serf-owned and operated distributed social media.
Stand by for the next exciting Solution.

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A timeline of the outage and its resolution, led by our central bank and chief payments systems regulator, the Reserve Bank of Australia.

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"I guess we should retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" given how little effort people put into avoiding an actual plague."

#CovidIsNotOver #WearAMask 🥴​

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