ijk64✅ @ijk64@m.futex.au
Joined Nov 2022
@daedalus yayy\yy/aayy\aa//aay 🐸
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It's time to push to prod now
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the muppets
Who wrote this code tonight
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I posted this pic to FB a few weeks into covid lockdowns, saying i was "throwing a few beers back with my buds", and one of my family members scolded me for acting irresponsibly
@healyn say hi to Jack next time you see him.
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Trump’s niece says Musk now ‘owns’ ex-president: ‘He’s always been up for sale’
Trump has promised Musk major role in overseeing government spending in any future Trump administration #press
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Video of Hurricane Milton captured from the ISS. Its size is surreal.
Credit: Steve Spaleta, Space.com
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The wikipedia article on electrostatics has the best cat picture 😽
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Meta has been storing 600,000,000 Instagram user passwords in plain text for anyone to see since 2012, but the Irish Dates Protection Agency is not having it, and has now fined Mark Zuckerberg USD 101 million.
@liamvhogan yes 🦁 we have arrived on Melbourne.
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I recently had a client tell me my rates were too high and offer to pay me $1 a minute.
Okay, agreed. $1 a minute, based on how many minutes I trained to provide the experience and education needed to do my job. I practiced 2 hours a day every day for the last 40 years of my life. That's 1,752,000 minutes.
I also attended a university and completed a 6-year graduate degree. At 30 credit hours a year, that's another 10,800 minutes.
I also attended private classes post-graduation with Sir Wladimir Jan Kochanski. I won't charge you per minute for HIS experience, but my own study with him included 8 hours of study a day 5 days a week for 6 years. That's another 748,800 minutes.
So, totalling all that up, that comes to...
Just over $2.5 million dollars.
I accept cash, credit, or cashier's check.
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My first day of rain in Spain. Contrary to what you may have heard, there is frequent precipitation in the mountains.
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Joined Nov 2022
