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@mos_8502 @Wintermute_BBS I have a good working parsing example of some Java code that is much more readable and maintainable with goto s.

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1776-1933 - major bank crisis every 10 years

1930s - FDR bank rules enacted

1930s-1980s - no major crisis

1980s - rules rolled back

1980s-2010 - major crisis every 10 years

2010 - Dodd-Frank rules enacted

2010-2018 - no major crisis

2018 - rules rolled back

2023 - crisis?

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The BBC has decided not to broadcast an episode of Sir David Attenborough’s flagship new series on British wildlife because of fears its themes of the destruction of nature would risk a backlash from Tory politicians and the rightwing press #Sustainability theguardian.com/media/2023/mar

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Population distribution of the United States in units of Canadas

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In Utrecht, NL people have been falling into a pond because duckweed has been stressed by the cold and turned it red an looks exactly like a cycle path.

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A retronym is a word that describes something that used to be the only kind of something, like acoustic guitar and postal mail (or snail mail).

Here's a new one to me: pork bacon!

#Language #EnglishLanguage #retronym

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🚨 The Antarctic annual minimum has definitely passed ➡️ "This is the lowest sea ice extent in the 1979 to 2023 sea ice record, setting a record low for the second straight year."

See more at nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/202

@scottpaton bow on earth does that roof support all that weight. My roof buckles with a few twigs and heavy rain.

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As part of a wave of layoffs, I got laid off from my backend development job last month as the company's financials I was working with have been steadily decreasing. I applied for another job shortly after, and after a month of interviews and an honestly great response from their team, at the last minute, they told me that they were focusing their hiring efforts away from the US and towards Singapore. With Calckey donations, I don't have enough money to pay for rent or groceries. So I'm asking to
#GetFediHired, I'm the lead developer on the Calckey project, and I'm a fullstack, multi-language developer. I have 3+ years of enterprise experience, and I work great on teams as well as solo. Resume and references available upon request.

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Serious poll, trying to get a more accurate read of the vibes.
Please boost for a larger sample size.
Considering everything you can think of, what do you consider the state of the world to be?
#poll #polls #fedipoll

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@rozanski @codinghorror You may also like the barn.megaparsec measuring spoon. A barn is an area roughly covering a Uranium nucleus. A megaparsec is three and a bit million light years. Multiply them and you get a volume, about a third of a teaspoon. My spoon is within ~1%

@_thegeoff @rozanski @codinghorror I’ve learnt something new, reading more…. I love when Wikipedia has these kinds of quotes:

“…The most common SI prefixed unit for the barn is the femtobarn, which is equal to a tenth of a square zeptometer.”

@DarkWraithLord@mastodon.social I had two of these

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Hypercapitalist techbros already calling for, wait for it, government intervention!

What happened to "the market will solve it"? :blobcatthinking:

"The market solves it" only if it's your money on the line, not their stock options. :blobcatthinksmart:

Remember all this bullshit about "we get the big payouts because we take the big risks"? Yeah, well… observe what happens when the risks actually materialize. Crying for risk-mitigating bailout *checks notes* literally the next day.

#SVB

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